Nations where you will see serious action
This is not a list over the top 10 countries with the hottest babes. The country with the sexiest women in the world, Romania, is not even here. Nor is it rundown of the easiest countries to score in. Estonia is not here either.
It’s a list over the EASIEST countries to bang HOT girls!
There are hot girls in every country on the planet. But who the hell cares if you can’t bang any of them? That’s right, no one! What matters is how obtainable those hotties are.
A hot girl is . . .
- Skinny & feminine with a rock hard body, has toned thin legs, tiny waist, dresses slutty, loves piercings, worships tattoos and rocks a shaved muff 7 days a week
In terms of style . . .
- She wouldn’t be caught dead wearing high waist shorts, hates underwear, swears by miniskirts and was born in high heels with black leather straps that stretches way up her calfs
Yeah I know, I just described Superwoman and it’s rough finding a girl that conforms to all this outside of strip-joints. So let’s make it a little easier. If a girl fit at least a couple of these criteria, i.e. skinny, feminine, sexy style and puts out . . . well, you get the picture 😉
Now that we have our definition out of the way let’s get down to it.
10. Indonesia, Bandung | Bali | Jakarta
Indonesia is the only Islamic country to make it in the top 10. If you thought the type of woman just described doesn’t conform very well with the religious teachings of the Arabian 7th century marauder from what is modern day Saudi Arabia, you’d be correct. If you thought maybe such girls do indeed exist in the Islamic world, but surely wouldn’t put out as sexual relations outside of wedlock is a big no no in such countries, you’d once again be correct.
Luckily, in a nation made up of 17 000 islands and 255 million people, you’re going to have some rebells
Not to speak of a flurry of different cultural norms and religious beliefs. That’s the only way I can rationalize the experiences I’ve had around Java and other Indonesian islands. In the interest of accuracy, the cities of Bandung and Jakarta plus the Hindu stronghold of Bali being the three wildest.
The latter in particular is teeming with women from all the other islands seeking a refuge where they can act out their slutty fantasies without attracting scorn from the religious nutters in their hometown.
Women in both Bali and Jakarta in particular don’t think twice about dressing sexy or banging guys they’ve just met. RESPECT!
English is widely spoken and is less of a challenge than in more famous South-East Asian destinations. Notable exception being the Philippines.
Most Fertile Hunting Grounds: Any nightclub in any part of town
Fastest Quality Bang: 1 hour – a coyote dancer from Hard Rock Cafe in Bali with no english whom kidnapped me back to hers
9. Poland, Krakow | Warsaw
Nothing in life comes gift-wrapped on a silver plate. Polish ass is no exception. It’s rougher getting laid here than in the Baltic neighbors to the north. Yet there is so much quality abound and simply hanging in there for a week or so will have you lucking out.
Do your time and there will be a crime!
Getting acquainted with a large number of prospects is an absolute must. Polish women are very talkative albeit quite boring. At least the ones that are semi-interested in foreigners so the key is to simply approach, approach and APPROACH and not let nasty rejections or the ubiquitous cockblockers derail the mission just because they occur more frequently here than anywhere else.
Poland sneaks into the list based on sexier women than Indonesia and a lack of viable alternatives.
Most Fertile Hunting Grounds: Clubs outside Old Town | Zlote Tarasy Warsaw | Galeria Krakowska
Fastest Quality Bang: 90 minutes – metalgirl with a Gorgoroth fetish I chatted up at Zlote Tarasy
8. Hungary, Budapest
In the late 1990s, Hungary’s capital gained the much coveted nickname; The Bangkok of Europe. I arrived 15 years late for that and have no idea if it ever lived up to this name. I can only assume it meant lots of scantly clad beautiful women courting foreigners with questionable motives. Modern Budapest is nothing like that. The women dress and look sophisticated.
There appeared to be no great yearning for foreigners either as the Bangkok reference would imply
What’s left is an Eastern European city much like the others, full of hot girls that only give it up to those whom they deem the most worthy of men. Of course worthiness, as beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.
It doesn’t take more than proper leather shoes, being well dressed and the ability to hang in there until you’ve passed the screening process.
In Hungary this was a slightly less strenuous undertaking than in most countries behind the old iron curtain. Hungarians are sexually quite liberated.
*Visit Hooter’s, pictured right, first to see what the top shelf liquors look like. Adjust your expectations accordingly 😉
Most Fertile Hunting Grounds: Downtown Ruin-Bars | McDonald’s at night | Online
Fastest Quality Bang: 2 hours – Woman on a pub-crawl from a bar area behind Hooter’s
7. Japan, Tokyo
The Japanese often find themselves at the forefront of technological advancements that subsequently sweep across the rest of the world. I’ve been waiting since forever for the same to apply to fashion. I’m still waiting. . . 🙁 and am willing to for a long time. The reason is simple:
For decades Japanese girls have been strutting around the streets of Shibuya in outfits only the sluttiest strippers dare wear in other parts of the world
Culturally this country has some pretty strict moral codes. Most people do their utmost to look serious, unfazed and depressed throughout the day. Don’t let this fool you!
When the Japos let lose, THEY REALLY LET LOOSE! The best tactic here is to Go Caveman. Alternatively let them Caveman you. I tried both.
This is sexually one of the strangest countries in the world. A large part of the population abstain completely. Others live and bang as Manga cartoon characters. Go for the wildest cartoons you see. I know this sounds insane. Every man needs to travel to Japan to simply see this for himself.
*Bonus point to Japanese women for their lovemaking sounds. It’s not a myth!
Most Fertile Hunting Grounds: 109 Mall in Shibuya | Bars in Roppongi | Nightclubs in Shinjuku
Fastest Quality Bang: 5 minutes – chic in a native American outift assaulted me in a disco in Shinjuku, luckily in the pre-camera phone age
6. Philippines, Manilla | Subic | Angeles
A list of the easiest countries to score would have Philippines vying with Estonia and Thailand for the top spot. Seeing as Pinoy women are soft, i.e. lack the rock hard bodies a super hottie must posses, the country should count itself lucky to be as high as #6. Their flabby spongelike bodies, despite being petite and feminine, is sadly a big disappointment. The girls of this nation of 5000 islands are culturally a strange crop.
Fanatically Catholic in most aspects of life, they’re religiously heathen when it comes to sleeping around
It’s the only country on earth, possible exception Brazil, where Jesus’ actions in life serves as more of a model for how one should live than his words. If you don’t get this reference go read about whom exactly Jesus hung around with throughout most of his adult life.
Contrary to almost everywhere else on the planet, being a normal nice boring man is pure gold in the Philippines. Nerds of the world take notes! Dressing well whilst looking and sounding professional is all it takes, as South-East Asians don’t generally give the third degree demanding some elaborate cover story.
Additionally, a guy not getting laid as he’s overly skinny in the West will find himself looking stacked in the Pines. No wonder so many Westerners travel to the Philippines to take on a wife or two.
Most Fertile Hunting Grounds: Anywhere with girls | Online | Tinder
Fastest Quality Bang: 1 hour – girl I met on a floating bar in Subic holidaying with her sponsor
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