Iwill keep this brief and straight to the point as you’ve got the attention span of an American girl swiping her way through Tinder (will make sense come 2014). Suffice is to say, they move on rather quickly. I demand immediate action on all points as this will:

A) earn me insane amounts of money
get me laid like a champ
C) free up time to explore unknown opportunities

God knows what I’ve missed out on over the years due to my preoccupation with procuring the wisdom handed to you here on a silver plate. This really is the ultimate life hack.

So let’s get to it. We have zero time to waste!




Get out of there right now! You’re wasting your time. You suck at math and computer science, the only subjects that would result in serious cash later in life. The courses you care about, history and politics, are dead ends that won’t make you bank!

At University you’ll go through about 3-4 books in each one thousand dollar course. One book will thus cost you US $250 to read! That’s before we account for the insane opportunity cost of both not receiving a paycheck and the real marketable skills not acquired due to remaining outside of the labor force in these pivotal years.

DO NOT waste the next 6 years of your life at University

If you bravely go against everyone’s advice and shelve you tertiary education plans we:

A) won’t owe the government $50 000 before turning 25
B) will instead be gainfully employed with at least $100k saved up and $50-80k of fresh funds coming in every year





At age 30 you’ll notice everyone of your mates who are now rich, started working at 15 or 16. The poorest most depressed stragglers are those who studied till their mid 20s. Not only are their net-worths negative, i.e. they owe more than they’ve got invested or saved. They can’t travel or buy the things they want either. Since you’ve already wasted 3 years in high school, you’ve got no time to lose. Here are four fantastic career options that will make you bank, don’t require a University degree and will lead to lots of holidays or retirement by mid 30s:

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