Overpriced, overweight and overrated 

  • Overpriced coz half a potato and a chicken breast ain’t worth $13 bucks
  • Overweight coz it’s plain wrong for girls in their early 20s to weigh 70kg+ 
  • Overrated coz the drunken madness you’d expect is neither very drunk, nor mad

Sunny Beach is supposed to be the dumpster where the dregs of European society whom can’t afford Mallorca or Ibiza go to get their groove on. Or so I’ve been lead to believe by the Western media over the years. The ‘city’ gets by far the worst press out of Europe’s infamous party resorts.

Needles to say my expectations were sky high for meeting lots of low quality ill mannered entertaining drunk party people. I was ready to get Borat mankini level drunk and party hard. So where did my party ship sail off course? 

It started when we, my Norwegian partner in crime and our Bucharest cab, couldn’t find TO READ ON SUBSCRIBE AND BECOME A PATREON.

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