The world believes Swedish girls are the hottest thing since sliced bread. As you’re about to see, this couldn’t be further from the truth. Over the past year I’ve had the misfortune of visiting Stockholm 3 times. Here’s what I uncovered.
6. The myth of the Swedish bikini team
There are bikini models in Sweden, but they are far and few in between. The myth of their ubiquity traces its origins back to an American beer commercial from 1991. Pandering to the traditional stereotype of tall blonde Nordic beauties the team became wildly popular, even making appearances on TV shows like Married With Children. The myth has since been perpetuated by reincarnations in pop culture films like Dumb & Dumber and Beerfest.
For some reason people still believe what they see in movies and that Svenska flickor are hot. They’re not!
5. They’re overweight
The women you see in the cover photo do indeed exist, but are rarely seen on the streets of Stockholm and Gothenburg. The truth is that most Swedish women are quite large. They’re not morbidly obese like the average American, nor super skinny and modelesque like the Russians. They’re stuck in between.
Through empirical observations I estimate roughly 8 in 10 have a weight problem
And no, we’re not talking of the anorexic kind. There’s nothing wrong with that, other than the fact that;
A) it’s damn unhealthy
B) their reputation is that of superior beauty
C) it makes them very unattractive
D) if they had any self-respect they’d go on a diet
Instead of eating less prinsesstårta and cupcakes like they should, they channel their remaining energy towards men.
4. The world’s worst Sweminists!
Swedish women hate men with a passion. So much so that they’re not only the most evil feminists on the planet. They’ve evolved into a new more delusional and dangerous kind called Sweminist. This militant strain are no longer content simply elevating women above men. They want men gone! How else can one explain why they’re keeping one of the world’s greatest freedom fighters (Julian Assange) in jail in the Ecuadorian embassy in London on account of him being male, horny and capable of banging the same woman more than twice in one night. Talk about hatred! Sadly it doesn’t end there. Swedish feminists have also publicly announced that:
- Railway stations are sexist
- Standing when you pee should be banned
- 2014 was the year of the period
- Baroque works of art are too offensive for parliament
Men, by law, have even become 2nd class citizens. Still unconvinced? Let me introduce the Swedish superior sex’s most vicious anti-male crusader. The leader of a political party voted into the European Parliament in Brussels last year. Gudrun Schyman from Feministisk Initiativ is a full time believer in the ridiculous myth that women earn less than men.
As a parliamentarian in 2003, she also proposed a men’s tax (mansskatt), to atone for all the violence men perpetrate against women
No, Swedish women aren’t dumb because this particular individual belongs in an institution. They are fools because a sizable proportion actually vote for this woman. Please remember this before you approach them. Worst case scenario you end up like Assange, alive but in jail. Best case you get scolded for standing when you pee or told how to sit on the bus. I fail to see any upside.
3. They hate themselves
Mona Sahlin, a former leader of the Social Democrat Party is a prime example of this unhealthy self-loathing. Years prior to (!) becoming the leader of the then parliamentary opposition party, she lamented in an interview how she had no idea what Swedish culture was and that the country was dorky.
This is why we are so jealous of foreigners as you have a history & identity
Again what one woman think and does is not proof of anything. But remember the fact that she went on to become the leader of the country’s second biggest party with (!) said quote to her name, and you can most definitely see how the women who voted for her hate themselves. But wait, there’s more.
In late 2014, prime Minister Frederick Reinfeldt stated that everything ancient Swedish was pure barbarism and all progress have come from abroad. In another interview he claimed Sweden is not a country owned by people who’ve been there for generations but instead belonged to whomever moves there. Before someone can love you they must love themselves. Since by voting for such characters, Swedes prove they clearly don’t, avoid them.
PS! Swedish women statistically have a higher voter turnout than men, making them the guiltiest part.
2. Politically correct entitled queens
Swedish women have zero opinions of their own. When asked a question they will simply regurgitate the government’s pre-approved correct facts. Talking to them is akin to meowing at your cat. You know you’ll get nothing but a meaningless, albeit in the case of the kitten, cute meow back. This video from Time Magazine is a perfect case in point. In it, women (and some confused men) chant with religious zealotry:
Out with the racists, in with the feminists
As if Sweden, the most anti-racist multicultural society on earth, is somehow run by, or is full of, racists! Shockingly, most Swedish women I’ve encountered espouse similar views. Raise taxes, work less, more welfare, less racism, less sexism and more special privileges for women are just some of their blissfully ignorant demands.
They truly believe they are part of a downtrodden social class that lives in a country where everyone conspire to keep them down. To any impartial observer this is an obvious lie. An Iranian-Swedish student of mine once pointed out that the opposite is in fact obviously true. Sadly then I cannot but conclude that the mental illness of political correctness in tjejor from Sweoland have reached epic proportions.
1. She will turn YOU into a male feminist
If you didn’t click on any of the hyperlinks thus far, I urge you to click on the next one. It’s truly hilarious, unless of course you’re:
The Modern Swedish Man is a Feminist…
…runs the headline of an article published on the website of Sweden’s embassy in New York. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction. The rational male would be wise to embrace the fantasy of the fictional bikini model but avoid real Swedish girls.